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I often get songs stuck in my head

August 4, 2013

Sometimes you really have to take a step back and look at your life to realize you’re awesome as fuck, I mean I’ve always knew I was pretty damn cool but I never knew I was awesome on an unimaginable scale. Growing up I used to throw rocks to the moon, that is until I realized I was scarring that little bitch up. I know you all thought those were craters from asteroids n shit, but they ain’t sorry that was me. I also as a child had a hankering for growing flowers that resembled hitler, I truly don’t know why, I just did.

In the fourth grade I learned shit, it was aight.

Old McDonald sounded like an inbred old redneck but I bet he drive the hell out of a tractor. I really don’t understand the point of sheep, I mean they’re basically wooly goats, why aren’t goats just wooly?

Babies smell of evil and farts.


I bet Carrot Top is a woman.

August 3, 2011

I wish dinosaurs were this cool.

August 2, 2011

Seriously what was going on

April 4, 2011

Yup i’m still on about these weird ads,  every time I cruise google images it seems I happen upon one that grabs my attention.  This first one mostly just confuses me, what exactly does it have to do with soap, who cares it’s child neglect and it’s funny.(I don’t think child abuse is funny just this ad)

And this, well I guess they just thought back then that cola was a cure all, kinda neat ad.

SBS-Shaving Baby Syndrome

April 3, 2011

I’m still continuing on the weird ads, seems I have too much time on my hands and am way too obsessed with google images.

I get what they’re trying to say with this ad but really was it necessary to go this far with it, at least it’s funny

This is yet another of those Frenchy ads that is just bizarre, I’m sure it’s just saying something along the lines of them reducing odor or what have you, but once again I think they went the wrong way.

Ahh the good ole days when cigarette manufacturers could just come out and tell you that not smoking makes you fat!

Pure strangeness…

April 1, 2011

Well continuing with yesterdays theme of weird old ad’s I did some more browsing of google images and found these few that struck me as funny.  I am pretty young <30, so I don’t know what the 50’s were like and I understand they were “different” times but these are just bizarre even by today’s standards.

Take this first one for example, I don’t have a problem showering in a gym or the like setting with other people, but by no means do I enjoy it enough to smile and sing about it.

This one just struck me as odd, I’m not sure if it was actually acceptable to beat a women 40 years ago or not, but beating a women because she bought crappy coffee seems a bit overboard.  At the same time it does make you want to buy good coffee to save yourself from a brutal beating.

This next ad I have no idea what it is, I know it’s french but I don’t think I want to know what the ad is actually for, it’s better just thinking its a weird ad.


The world hates me, doesn’t it.

March 31, 2011

I randomly stumbled across this picture which was a real ad, and I thought to my self what the fuck were they thinking.  I wonder if the person in charge of that ad is still kicking them selves in the ass, cause it really is a creepy picture.

And then the next day I was skipping along on google images and found this one, who the hell were in charge of these?